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12.06.2025 01:00

They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Do humans know everything they need to know?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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No way
Still no good
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to